just bought a bunch of condoms cause i am plan to do a lot of the sex 2nite!
Those are balloons.
I couldn’t decide on one response so here are a bunch of them:
- talk about a blow job
- im going to have to inflate first
- hopefully I dont burst early
- the balloon wont be the only thing kept off the ground
- theres a party in my pants
- i might have to pump it a little first
- im gonna have pop-pop
- haha yeah
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hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
SURE
(Source: malkavianbaker, via mrsbeaverton)
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i’m really sorry
one of these is not like the others…
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yet another unrealistic expectation for women
Picasso Barbie
(Source: mylittledildo)
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
(Source: circumcisions, via emilyfreakingstark)
